"Never get angry, confess your love to me every day": a girl has compiled a set of rules for her boyfriend

A Twitter user posted a photo of a "set of rules" that he found in a recently purchased car. Obviously, he was forgotten by the former owner, suffering from matriarchy and tyranny. This is the conclusion that Internet users came to after reading the list of prohibitions for a young man. There are 22 points in it, and one is more beautiful than the other!

A source: Metro

Some users suggested that this list was compiled after "the guy was very guilty", maybe even changed it. Below you can read the translation of the rules and evaluate its objectivity yourself.

You shouldn't have girls' phone numbers. 

You should not be subscribed to girls on any social networks, including Instagram, Snapchat and Twitter

You're not allowed to hang out with Keegan. 

You're not allowed to drive a Honda without me. 

You can meet with friends no more than twice a week. 

It is forbidden to look at unmarried girls. 

Wherever you are, if any girl approaches you, you must leave immediately

Mo doesn't have to walk with us all the time. 

It is forbidden to ask for a blowjob. 

From now on, you are forbidden to be angry with me for any reason. 

It is forbidden to mention Noah, Deven, Josh or Tyler. 

It's forbidden to drink if I'm not around.

I can check your phone anytime.

If we live together, it is forbidden to bring girls home. Friends can come, but very rarely. 

If I see you near the girls, I'll kill you.

It's forbidden to leave me for friends. 

Austin doesn't decide when we communicate. 

We have to go on full dates at least twice a week. 

If I say "Jump," you say, "How high, princess?"

You have to confess your love to me at least once a day so that I know that everything is serious between us.

You have a maximum of 10 minutes to respond to my message. 

These are the rules prepared for the guy by an unknown girl, who, however, is already hated and feared by the entire Internet.