Fear and laughter in the Russian housing and communal services

It is strange that there are so few jokes about housing and communal services workers in Russian folklore. After all, this is an inexhaustible storehouse of homeric absurdity. Although why words, if everything, as they say, is there? We meet live anecdotes about the fruits of the work of wrench workers and snow removal equipment all the time when we go outside.

Black and white classics: snow as the bottom layer of asphalt.

The fence was built, but the details remained. Do not waste the same good!

Never leave the car under the heating main.

He set himself up. We told you, don't stand under the arrow.

Natural anti-theft system. True, and the counter-entrance, too.

A drug dealer needs help.

Do they think they have solved the problem?

And what, creative! Earthenware pots.

A new technique is paint over ice. It looks beautiful, but it won't last long.

Work on bugs. And "P" is what?

What happens when the whole house doesn't pay for heating.

Masha, what's wrong with you? Did you play miner?

The best time to plant trees. The strongest will survive.

The pussy has pain, the dog has pain, and the crack on the pipe — heal.

The original move.

H — reliability.

Very convenient, nothing to say.