15 clumsy safety cards from airplanes in which artists didn't even try

In addition to flight attendants and the pilot's voice from the speakers, airlines have another way to tell passengers how to behave in case of an emergency — these are safety cards. As a rule, they clearly depict typical tips for emergencies, which theoretically can happen during the flight, and, it would seem, what could be funny here?

But apparently, some airlines decided to save on design and invited hack artists to illustrate. And then the funny thing begins. You are waiting for 15 security cards, of which nothing is clear, but very funny.

This is what children look like according to this airline

A child who has grown up too quickly

It seems that this stewardess has had enough

This very evil woman

Problems with proportions

Do not try to pass off a skinhead dwarf as a child, otherwise he will be immobilized with the help of yellow inflatable shackles

Clothes are only allowed to the stewardess, all passengers must evacuate naked

In the event of an accident, Willy Wonka will kick passengers out of the plane, but he will not do it with women's shoes or a suitcase

The artist painted an adult, but apparently he did not have enough patience for a child

It is obvious that Hillary Clinton was a flight attendant on board this plane

Inflating a life jacket, do not forget to be sad

What's wrong with his hands? And what are those lines on the pants?

Too romantic photo

This thought-provoking instruction

It looks like these life jackets are really very comfortable. Comfortable enough for the passengers of the plane that crashed into the ocean to look happy