12 gifts for those who hate Valentine's Day

Yes, we know: the holiday that is not ours, and everything is fiction flower and candy shops in the commercial, and why we should love to remember only once in a year. Every year we all have different reasons to hate Valentine's Day. So we offer you a selection of gifts that will suit those who want to show their attitude to the feast, and those who want to surprise my cynical friend or girlfriend who hate hearts-kisses.

Cookies "truth"

Confectionery, illustrating the problems for which personal life does not add up: "calculation", "I hate you" "mommy issues".

Icon against public displays of affection

To all at once everything became clear. Not. Approach.

T-shirt

With the inscription "Love is in the air... so don't breathe".

Flask

With any inscription, but this is good too — "Tears of the former".

Chain with pendant

Straight from the heart — No.

Mug

With the words "I'm sorry, but I don't care about all that."

Case for phone

With any inscription, exuding hatred of everything that is happening, and even better — with a picture.

Book

"50 guys that were worse than yours."

Tattoo

Can be temporary, of course, but always with the crossed out the names of the former. Because nothing lasts forever.

Baseball cap

To see why: "it's not me, it's you."

Chocolate candy in the form... print anus

Of course, it is the last gift, but it perfectly demonstrates a hatred of this day.

Call

Very helpful call — "Call in case the need to have sex."