Why cats are better than dogs
Who is better – cats or dogs? Many still consider this question open. But these indisputable scientific facts just have to convince you that a purring pet is better than a barking one.
Cats are the best athletes. Here's the dog that tried to catch a frisbee…
...and here's the cat that just caught a frisbee. Really, really, just a second ago!
Cats have more developed business acumen. Here is a dog that is trying to withdraw the last money for small things that it does not need at all…
... and this is a cat who saves honestly earned money on stocks in a fashionable Japanese piggy bank.
Cats will not try to eat your children. When leaving a dog with a child, remember, she always thinks it's time to have a snack…
See?
And cats are caring nannies. They say that if you put them to bed together, the children will grow up gifted.
Cats know where to go.
Cats don't believe in conspiracy theories. These dogs are confident that this foil will protect them from mind-reading devices.…
... and this cat put on a tinfoil hat so-poprikalivatsya.
Cats have a more prestigious job. These dogs are shaking in fear of their boss…
And this is their boss, by the way.
Cats have a taste for interior design.
And dogs definitely don't.
Cats are better at pole dancing. Here's a dog who earns pennies at a local strip bar, working 20 hours a day…
And this cat with a fee after five minutes of working in the same bar.
Cats are better at cuddling. Here's a friendly dog hug…
...and here is a sign of the cat's love and devotion. True, to another cat.
Cats know what to do if they find a bucket. These dogs are scared and confused, they are trying to figure out what to do with this bucket…
And this cat brothers have long invented it.
Cats know how to behave at the table. Here's a dog trying to start a conversation at a local diner…
...and this cat has just finished his delicious dinner of red game, foie gras and cheese with mold. And at the same time, he discussed the scientific works of the world's best philosophers.
Cats learn better.
Cats have a more practical and creative approach to self-care.
Cats work better. This cat has just decided to add some dynamics and tension to the logo of a large company that she is working on.
And this dog doesn't even have a computer on.
Cats don't kiss donkeys!
On the contrary, donkeys kiss cats!
Cats don't pretend to be a flower.
Cats are better at chess. Here's a cat that remembers all of Kasparov's games.
And this is a dog that is about to lose, and even to someone-a parrot!
Cats know how to have fun on a bachelorette party.
And the dogs fall asleep on it.
Although, it also happens.
Cats drive better.
And dogs get behind the wheel drunk!